a blog by Peter Leonard
I think this is the most disturbing visual image a condiment has ever inspired in me.
In the middle of the desert, surrounded by gently swaying palm trees, bubbling pools of creamy white greet the weary traveler as he dismounts from his camel. Wiping the desert sand from his brow, he removes the dry turkey and toasted bread he has carried with him for so many miles -- for finally, he has reached the fabled Mayonnaise Oasis.